Erik’s Brain

The reward of a thing well done...

Choices Choices...

Keli recently signed up to play with cats for two hours a day, one day a week. Seriously, she was all over that (“Is there a catch?!”). To cover their bases (just in case kittens decide to maul her, which would be the cutest way to get seriously injured) the Multnomah County Animal Services requires her to list an emergency contact. Me. Choosing my relationship to her proved to be… interesting.

Relationships

The full list is below. You can choose between “mom,” “mon,” and “mum,” three “fiancé” options, the generic “family” or the very, very specific “Rosa’s step-father.” Among many other options.

It’s worth taking a look.

503-658-5419
ATE Coordinator
aunt
Aunt/Adoptive Mother
best friend
boy- friend
Boyfriend
brother
care giver
casemaniger
cousin
Co-worker
dad
Dad and Mom
Daugher
Daughter
daughter (adult)
DOM,ESTIC PARTNER
Domestic Partner
Faimly friend
family
family friend
family member
Father
Father.
Fiance
Fiance'
fiancee
Foster mom
foster mother
Friend
friend of family
friend/friend
friend/roomate
Friends
Gaurdian
Girlfiriend
Girlfriend
grandfather
Grandma
Grandmother
Grandpa
Grandparents/legal guardians
Host mom
host mother
Husband
husband/dad
husband/father
Husbank
husbund
Job Coach
live-in caregiver
Manager
mom
Mom and Dad
Mom and Stepdad
mon
Mother
Mother/Grandmother
mother-in-law
mum
My Aunt
My Dad
my mom
My mother
Neighbor
Owner of Company
Parent
Parents
Parrents
partner
Room mate
Roommate
Rosa's step-father
s/o
same
Sig other
Significant Other
Sister
Son
spous / father
Spouse
Step dad
Step Dather
Step Father
step mom
Step Mother
step-father
stepmom
step-mom
Stepmother
Supervisor
Uncle
wife

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